Lucid Dreamer's Fanfiction

This is surely unedited filth, but....what else do you want for having written it in an hour?? It was a nice work-out.

Title: Logistics of Ownership
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG, probably
Word count: 1, 644
Summary: Jack steals Will's heart from Elizabeth, 20 years later.
Warning: I wrote it in an hour. Blegh.

“I always knew that I’d have to steal your heart from Elizabeth, lad, I just never thought it would be so literally,” Will froze in place when he heard the pirate’s voice drifting down the hallway. It had been ten years since he had last stood in this house. It had been ten years since he had seen his wife and his son. It had been twenty years since he had heard that particular, low, half-drunken voice. ( read more )

rating: PG for language and violence
summary: Jack refuses to transport slaves on the Wicked Wench and Beckett makes him pay the price.
pairing: Jack/Cutler, Jack/Pearl (in a way)
warning: Ship death, kind of... and there's some rambling that's fanon. This bit is intended to link into a bigger bit... but that hasn't been written yet. Oh, yes, and this has not been beta-ed. Sorry! Some links into DMC.
disclaimer: All your characters belong to Mouse. Thanks to jacquesmoineau for clueing me in on this part of 'history'. ;)
word count: 4257
( Fire )

Here's four more. :-) I thought there was five, but it lied. Again, very mild...with the general disclaimer that I own nothing.

( Younger puppies, mostly )

Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Title: As If I Never Knew You
Rating: G, maybe a PG for the word "bastard"
Word count: 994
Summary: Remus writes a letter to Sirius, after he is sent to Azkaban, that Sirius will never get.
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR, I just play with them.
Comments: Yes, please. ^^ Very much appreciated.
Author note: I wrote this in twenty minutes, soooo...yeah. Spur of the moment. Sorry if it reads like I wrote it in twenty minutes, heh.
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( As If I Never Knew You )

Title: Don't Regret a Single Day, chapter 3.
Author: lucid_dreamer_
Rating: G...there's some kissing.
Disclaimer: All characters and locations belong to JKR.
Comments: Yes, please.
Characters: Sirius, Regulus, Walburga, Remus. Sirius/Remus
Summary: Marauder's Era, sixth year. Sirius remembers the last day he spent with Remus before leaving Hogwarts; not yet prepared to actually move out he starts on his "brilliant" plan to escape his house and visit his friend. Unfortunately, he is thwarted by his mother and brother.


Don't Regret a Single Day


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Chapter 1 ♣ Chapter 2 ♣

Title: Don't Regret a Single Day, chapter 2.
Author: lucid_dreamer_
Rating: PG, for this chapter due to language.
Disclaimer: All characters and locations belong to JKR.
Comments: Yes, please.
Characters: Sirius, Regulus, Walburga and Orion Black, James, mention of the other Marauders in photographs. Sirius/Remus.
Summary: Marauder's Era, sixth year. Walburga Black encounters conflict with her eldest son. Sirius finds the perfect way to leave his mark on Number 12 Grimmauld Place.


Don't Regret a Single Day

( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 1 ♣

Title: Don't Regret a Single Day, chapter 1.
Author: lucid_dreamer_
Rating: G, for this chapter.
Disclaimer: All characters and locations belong to JKR.
Comments: Yes, please.
Characters: Sirius, Regulus, Walburga and Orion Black, Kreacher, mention of the Marauders in photographs. Sirius/Remus.
Summary: Marauder's Era, sixth year. Sirius contemplates his family in contrast to his friends upon returning home to Number 12 Grimmauld Place.

Don’t Regret a Single Day

( Chapter 1 )
Thank you to manga_ghost for a Britpick. ;)

Title: Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Author: lucid_dreamer_
Rating: PG-13
Summary: pre-DMC; James Norrington sails into the hurricane and loses everything.
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to the Mouse.
Warnings: Character death, violence
Pairing: Norrington/Gillette
Note: Thank you to arkangalesk for encouraging me to write this morning. This was coughed up in an hour, because that's how I write, so forgive it.

( Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea )

Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book II, Chapter II
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: R, for sexual talk and the F word...and some good ol' 18th century buggery.
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only. I am fully willing to present any references for historical mention and description upon request.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.

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Another shorter chapter...catch up here.

Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book II, Chapter I
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: R, for sexual talk and the F word.
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only. I am fully willing to present any references for historical mention and description upon request.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.

Book II

Containing Much in the Way of Woe and Worry, but also Pleasure, conveyed through a Series of Recollections and Journals

Book II, Chapter I

From Grenada to Port Royal, the Interference of Miniature Women and the Loathing of Youth


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This chapter is quite short in comparison to all but the first... but ah well. Chapter 6 will end Book I. Catch up here.

Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book I, Chapter V
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: G
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.


Book I, Chapter V

A Letter of Contrition and Honesty


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Holy Smokes, another one? This one is more serious in tone...just a warning.

Catch up here. That is a link to the main page of this fic. :)

Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book I, Chapter IV
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG for olde fashioned sexual talking and 18th century style homophobia
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.

Book I, Chapter IV

Thoughts on Mollies, Sin, Good Drink, and Inconsiderate Friendships
A Chapter of Law and Great Anxiety for Myself, the Author
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Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book I, Chapter III
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: G
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.


Book 1, Chapter III

The Problem with Letters, Notes on a Ship, and Excerpts from the Personal Journal of Andrew G. Gillette
due to a distinct lack of letters from one James H. Norrington
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Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book I, Chapter I
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: G
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.


Chapter II

Concerning The Characters
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Title: Thoughts on the Caribbean: Andrew Gilbert Gillette, Gentleman, Book I, Chapter I
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: G
Archive: With permission
Disclaimer: Lt. Gillette and Com. Norrington, and the world of POTC belong to the mouse. I'm only fooling around with them for personal entertainment. The text is VERY LOOSELY based on Tom Jones, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy and other 18th Century texts. Lucid_Dreamer_ makes no claims to these texts, pieces of these texts, no the ability to accurately mimic any aspects of them whatsoever. This piece of fiction was done for entertainment only.
Summary: Andrew G. Gillette compiles a book of letters sent between himself and James Norrington as a gift for an (assumed) estranged Norrington.
Warning: This piece is a very crude, rough imitation of 18th Century writing, pulled off in a pseudo-epistolary style that may be barely tolerable to those not familiar with it. This piece is not intended to be aesthetically pleasing in the way that some fics are... for the best reading of this, please find your own inner James and Andrew voices and read it out-loud. It *really* helps.

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BOOK I

Containing a small number of Letters and Thoughts about such letters as is necessary to acquaint you, dear Reader, with the History of one Lieutenant Andrew Gilbert Gillette and James Norrington, Com.

Chapter I

The Introduction and the Early Letters.

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New fic: Gillington. ^^ Yes, my Gillette's name is Andrew G(ilbert). Deal. :D He's a silly fellow and it suits him just fine.



DEDICATION

To the Honorable

JAMES NORRINGTON, Com.

Dear Sir, I have taken the time and effort to compile the greater portion of our correspondences during and after our Service to Port Royal.

To you, Sir, I owe the inspiration for such a compilation as this. After all, it was you who wrote me concerning whether or not I have actually kept a single letter you penned me. I offer this as humble proof that I indeed have – and I have cherished every word that was put to paper by your hand.

May I first warn you and any other readers that a number of these letters are very Personal and Dear to my heart. I would not share them --- except for this occasion in which I have such a burning desire for this compilation to be formed and to find itself in your hands. I have undertaken this task with no intentions to Offend –-- instead, it is my great desire, Sir, for you to read this compilation and recall all that we have Seen and Done together. In so doing, Sir, I hope that my words may warm your heart. It has been far too long since we have seen each other; I pray that this reaches you in good Health and Spirits.

SIR,

Your most obliged
Obedient and humble friend

Andrew Gilbert Gillette



A dedication from the author Herself,
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Book I: Containing a small number of Letters and Thoughts about such letters as is necessary to acquaint you, dear Reader, with the History of one Lieutenant Andrew Gilbert Gillette and James Norrington, Com.
Book I, Chapter I.
Book I, Chapter II.
Book I, Chapter III.
Book I, Chapter IV.
Book I, Chapter V

Book II: Containing Much in the Way of Woe and Worry, but also Pleasure, conveyed through a Series of Recollections and Journals
Book II, Chapter I.
Book II, Chapter II.

It wouldn't let me post this with the others because it made the post too large.

Title: Pieces, part 8
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: NC-17, language and sex
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp
Summary: Orlando finds Johnny in the bathroom.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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( and I shall never look at my bathroom the same )

Title: Pieces, part 5
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG, language and pondered death by decor
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp
Summary: Johnny arrives at Orlando's home.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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Title: Pieces, part 6
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG, language
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp
Summary: Johnny and Orlando talk.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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Title: Pieces, part 7
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: R, language, sexual situation
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp and a reference to Dom/Elijah and Orlando/Dom
Summary: Love on a couch is the dog's bullocks, but thoughts are just bullocks.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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( you know what I'm saying )

Title: Pieces, part 1
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG (alcohol and language, I suppose)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp ((Damn right, it is RPS))
Summary: Orlando tries to drown out the emotions he doesn't want to feel in a party atmosphere and alcohol, Johnny pulls him out
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.

( RPS OMG!!! )

Title: Pieces, part 2
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: PG (yucky imagery)
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp ((Damn right, it is RPS))
Summary: One month later, back at home, Johnny is with his family trying to rid himself of the sucking feeling in his chest
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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Title: Pieces, part 3
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: R, language
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp ((Damn right, it is RPS))
Summary: Orlando's sister tried to console him with facts, and Johnny calls in the middle of the conversation to get an ear full.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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Title: Pieces, part 4
Author: Lucid_Dreamer_
Rating: R, language
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Johnny Depp ((Damn right, it is RPS))
Summary: Johnny returns the call.
Disclaimer: The occurances within this work of fiction are exactly that, fiction. This was written for pleasure only with no intent of profit.
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From: October 3rd, 2006

rating: G
summary: After an accident on the Black Pearl, an aging Jack is confined to Will's home.
pairing: Jack/Will, implied Elizabeth/Norrington
warning: Character death
disclaimer: All your characters belong to Mouse.
word count: 2431
( Slip Away )